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Web: www.azteenchallenge.org In case you missed it on 60 Minutes, this is what Andy Rooney thinks about women over 40: ![]() 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS) As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?,' here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! Andy Rooney is a really smart guy! It's about learning to dance in the rain. | Local Weather Forecast Football The Contact Janice at Parks and Recreation office SHERIFF You remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Yup, he was re-elected last year with 83% of the vote. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights and cut off all but 'G' movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for discrimination. He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that required cable TV for jails so he hooked up the cable TV again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel. When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs. He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value. When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.....If you don't like it, don't come back.' He bought Newt Gingrich's lecture series on videotape that he pipes into the jails. When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place. More On The Arizona Sheriff: With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a Nnew record), the Associated Press Reports: On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks. 'It feels like we are in a furnace,' said James Zanzot, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 year. 'It's inhumane.' Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes, not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves. Sheriff Joe for PRESIDENT! Thank you, Charlie Cassens Communications & Intergovernmental Affairs Office Click here: Take Me Back To The Sixties You cannot get ahead because you don't have enough time to trade, or your boss won't pay you enough money for your time. Are you trading your TIME for MONEY working for someone else? On the verge of bankruptcy for lack of money to go around? Having trouble meeting the needs of your family just to survive? Let us help you get out of that pit!! We are supposed to make a living by the sweat of our brow (using our brains) not by the sweat of our backs! Nothing is FREE, but you can have FREEDOM from debt and live in prosperity, and get paid for what you and others purchase everyday. Nothing to stock, package or ship. Be a middleman to the buying public. LET US SHOW YOU HOW! Click on the link below to change your life! |
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Police Investigate Weekend Accidents Lake Havasu City Police continue to investigate two accidents which occurred Sat. May 3 and Sunday May 4. On Saturday May 3, at approximately 1:10 a.m., 16-year old Sean May was driving a 2001 Dodge pickup truck westbound on Avalon Avenue at approximately 55 miles per hour when he failed to negotiate a left hand curve in the road, lost control of the vehicle and slid sideways into a private driveway in the 1600 block of Avalon. The suspect vehicle struck two vehicles parked in the driveway, pushing them into the occupied residence causing substantial damage to the structure and both vehicles. May and his passenger, 20-year old Jason Alegre, sustained minor injuries and were treated and released from Havasu Regional Medical Center. No one inside the residence was injured. Alcohol and speed are believed to be factors in this accident. Then on Sunday May 4, at approximately Norton was air-lifted directly from the scene to Contact: Lieutenant Richie Sloma Wise Man When told the reason for daylight saving time the old Indian said...
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